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!chapter 66,
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Chapter 66; Text

John's gone home.
John Egbert, I mean.

[You'll need to look at the trainer tag to figure out who this is today. There's no colorful text or snarky horseshit to identify Rose as instantaneously as there would be before. And maybe the reason why is obvious with those first two sentences.]

I've noticed a few of his Pokemon aren't here.
If they've ended up with you, will you please let me know?
They were as much his family as they were mine, so I'd like to know they're safe.
Maybe offer you child support, haha.

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Chapter 65; Text/Action for Blackthorn

"Once in a dark and desolate world
There sat a seer lost.
Surrounded by walls made to keep others out
And away at any cost.

Her tongue was sharp and quick to bite
At any who strayed too close.
It didn't matter who or what they were
Her caution was strictly imposed.

But then came an heir from a land ruled by wind
Whose eyes were a brilliant blue.
And though she was dour, steadfast he stood
Attempting to befriend the shrew.

"It's futile," she warned as he tried to get close
She put up every defense
But his fulgid smile wavered not once
His light she could not dispense

Soon she caved, fell in love with the heir
And together they lived happily.
What I'm trying to say with these words and rhymes
Is this should be you and me."

If you were to receive this poem in a card with a box of chocolates and a bouquet of roses, would it win your heart?
Well, provided it actually applied to you.
I realize this is obviously very specific to the person I plan on giving this to, but work with me, please.
This is difficult enough as it is, okay?

[If it's hard to tell, at least half of the Lalonde-Egbert family has ended up in Blackthorn and is sorely suffering from those lovely aftereffects. Hopefully everyone will forgive the incoming cheese because there's no wine to go with it.

If you're in the Blackthorn area, you could skip all of the headache that will surely come with replying to her text message and just go ask what is up with her in person. She's sitting out in the sun, daydreaming and scribbling away at probably another awful love poem...]

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Chapter 64; Video/Text; Eggs!

[Today, Rose seems extra unimpressed. She's outside, giving the gear a flat look before turning it to face a Golurk covered in a handful of Bloobers. There look to be about ten of them.]

First order of business are these adorable little globs. I'm looking for some good homes for them, because apparently some people - [And here she glares at some point just a little above the camera. It's probably safe to assume that this some person ~~John~~ is the one filming.] - feel they need fifteen of one single Pokemon. So if you would like to take one of these home, please let me know. Now...

[Rose reaches for the camera real quick, fiddling with the gear. There's a mass text sent out of a list of eggs, moves and prices. The gear is handed back to the cameraman after that.]

I have a batch of eggs I'm selling. Most of them are cat or cat like, but if you have any questions regarding any of them feel free to ask! I can deliver anywhere in either region, by either PC or Pokemon, so don't worry about that.

Thank you!

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Chapter 61; Text/Action

For those it may concern, Bro Strider has gone home.

[[Short and simple. Anyone around the Casa de Eglonde interested in visiting her can find her in her study, Lil Cal the Banette in her lap as she reads.]]

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!chapter 59,
*text

Chapter 59; Text;

I have a question for you all today.
What sorts of things do you do with your families?
Or did, in case they're not here, you no longer lived with them at home, etc.
Did you have many family outings?
Did you stay at home and watch television together?
Did you play card games or board games or something?
How did you enjoy your time together?

Or...tell me about them maybe...
Do you live with both of your parents?
Do you have any siblings?
Are you the oldest or the youngest?

...I guess I actually have a lot of questions.
Sorry about that.

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Chapter 58; Anon Text; Rate That Rump Jr.

OWNER OF RUMP: Riku

GENDER OF RUMP: Male

RATING OF RUMP: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♡

RATING OF RUMP
I doubt there's a more stellar posterior than this one for my opening act. Sure, sure, it's not all about fantastic fannies or breathtaking buttocks for this kind of thing, but I think this one deserves the title of "The First Rate". And I do indeed mean that as a double entendre. The derriere that your eyes had the priveledge to gaze upon just now belongs to resident Training Center founder Riku. Seated in heart of Celadon, this rump's owner is just as fine as it is, offering a great public service to all the fine Pokemon Masters out there.

Alright, let's get to the nitty gritty stuff here. Want to know why this butt is so fly? That would be because it's the perfect balance between robust and rotund. It's a pillow posterior, something obviously comfortable enough to sleep on but at the same time you don't wanna. You just wanna enjoy how nice it feels a little while longer. You're going to take a nice big handful and give it a healthy squeeze and that's going to delight you for the next week. And all of this is obvious just by looking at it. Now *that* is a top-notch tooshie.

It's sculpted as if made by the gods themselves. In fact, I wouldn't doubt it if they really did have a hand in it. Upon his birth, they looked at each other, smiled, and spoke, "Riku, thy ass is fine and thou whilst have all the ladies thy heart desires." When the doctor spanked him to wake up his lungs, he weeped, for he knew that was the fairest keister that would ever pass into the world, and it came through his operating room.

Of course, unfortunately, I can't just go take a squeeze for myself, but hey. I've heard this heart-stopping hottie is single. So hey, if any of you girls or boys ever get to do the thing, be sure to give a shout out to me about the experience. I would love to give this rump a follow up report.

Now, as divine as this derriere is, I do have a little advice for you Riku. Casual wise, you should look into some form fitting jeans. Ones that hug your rear with the utmost tenderness and care. And have you ever considered wearing some sleek slacks once in a while, outside of formal events? I'm positive you could rock them like no other.

ADITTIONAL RUMP NOTES:
❥ Would rate again. ❥ Tap that more like tap dance all over that. ❥ Jealous of the hands that lay upon that arse. ❥ Belongs in a museum exhibit to astonishing asses.

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Chapter 52; Video; Text

[[Though the ID on this broadcast points to this being one Rose Lalonde, the face which greets any watchers is not the expected blonde. Instead it's a very small, pink-accented Dunsparce, staring curiously at the screen. Or, well...presumably it's a curious stare. It's kind of hard to tell with Dunsparce. It might be hungry for all we know.

After a few moments, a golden Cottonee nudges against the little snake, trying to peer into the strange device as well. It hums curiously, flailing one of its leaf-like arms at the 'gear.]]

One of my favorite aspects of newly hatched Pokemon is their curiosity with the world around them. Well, in most cases at least.

[[Ah, there's the voice of the Pokegear owner.]]

These two hatched from the eggs John and I received from our mysterious Christmas benefactor. As you can see, they don't follow the typical color pattern of Dunsparce or Cottonee. Their names are Betty Crocker and Phoebi respectively and they are obviously pleased to meet you. I suppose now is as good as ever to make a more public request. If anyone else has any...atypical Pokemon like these, would you be willing to allow me to take notes on it? You see, I--

[[A voice from somewhere even further off screen (the kitchen, to be exact) responds to that before anyone else has the chance to.]]

Quirky, Rose! They aren't abnormal, they are just uniquely quirky.

John, whether or not you wish to accept it, they are atypical. They're unusual.

[[A somewhat awkward silence follows as John fails to say anything, eventually prompting Rose's attention back to the network.]]

Anyway, as I was sa-- [[What sounds suspiciously like a head coming into contact with some unknown hard surface followed by a body hitting the floor cuts her off before she has the chance to finish her sentence.]]

...John?

[[When there's no reply, she gently tugs the gear away from the two Pokemon.]]

I suppose this is being cut short. I'll have to introduce them after I assist John with whatever he's doing in the kitchen.

[[And then the feed ends.]]

( A text and two filtered to Dave, Jade, Jake and Jane. )

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!chapter 50,
*text

Chapter 50; Text; Backdated to 11/28 morning

I have two questions for you.
Does anyone else have...strange, vivid recollections of things that happened over the weekend, but no physical proof when there should be?
Such as, say, someone very important to you that you hadn't seen in years, giving you something very important to them to keep close and then...waking up with both them and this item missing?

My second question.
How do you distract yourself when your usual methods are not working and you really, really wish they would?
I thought knitting would do the trick as usual, but though I've finished many of my projects, it's far too mindless.
Definitely not doing the job.

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!chapter 47,
*text

Chapter 47; Text; Holidays!

The holiday season is approaching once more and I find myself with a few questions for you, my fellow Pokefriends.
Last year I offered to breed Pokemon for those who would like to give one to their friends.
Would anyone be interested in this sort of offer again?
I may be able to offer them as...I suppose studs and broodmares would be the best way to put it, if anyone were interested in breeding their own Pokemon with my stock.
I am also going to be stocking my yarn collection here soon, and was curious if anyone would like sweaters, scarves, mittens, toys...anything knitted as a gift.
My skills cover a wide range now, and warm clothing is always a good idea for winter here.
I can also fit Pokemon with such accessories as well if given measurements.
And yes, I realize it's only October, but the earlier I ask, the more time I give myself to work.
Anyway, if any of this interests you, I would be more than happy to accommodate any needs, answer any questions, etc.

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Chapter 45; Video/Filtered Text/Action for Other House/Goldenrod

[Video]

[[Rose has finally adjusted to the new body temperature enough to not stutter and stammer from the cold. Her sharp teeth no longer chatter, so she feels she can finally make a public post.

When the feed turns on, it's a little ways away from her held by her Espeon to keep it from freezing over. Again. And the room she's in has become somewhat of an ice cave. She's not bothering to hide her mutations at all, just happy it's not a billion degrees hot in her room anymore.]]

I was wondering if anyone afflicted with ice abilities has figured out how to eat or drink without freezing the food or liquid before it reaches your mouth yet. I'm starting to become very hungry and I'm sure the slight dizziness is likely from dehydration, but every time it gets close my breath freezes it. I'm a little frightened of trying to just...get it down as quickly as possible and it freezing solid in my throat and choking me.

[[A small frown.]] If there are even just...ideas I will take those as well. Thank you.

( Text filtered to Homestucks )

( Action A; Other House )

( Action B; Goldenrod )

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chapter 44; Video; Filtered text

As I see it is that time again in Johto, I would like to make a general "Welcome to the magical world of Pokemon" statement to all new comers. I'm Rose, and if I have not personally introduced myself yet, my apologies.

I would just like to offer my knowledge to you all, especially those of you who are breeders. I'm no expert, but I have gathered many notes over my time here and I always want to share this knowledge.

For those of you with no interest in that, I do still want to talk to you! About what, you ask? Just you.

Hi, how are you? Have we met before? How has your day been going? Or your stay in Johto? It may seem silly to ask this of complete strangers, but I'm genuinely interested.

[[The girl on the screen taps her lips in thought with the end of the pencil in hand, then shakes her head and ends the feed.]]

[Filtered to Karkat]

If you don't mind my asking, where might you be currently?
It's been a little while since we've heard a location update from you, and while I try not to be nosy I do like knowing where you are.

Current Location: Saffron City

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Chapter 38; Video, Private Text to Dave.

[[When the feed flips on, there's a momentary view of Rose, and she looks as though she's about to say something, but that ends pretty quick. Why? Because her gear is snatched and hopped - yes, hopped - away with. There's an excited "Lo!!!" in the background as the culprit speeds off, giving all who are watching the feed a lovely view of Saffron as it goes.]]

Mia!

[[Behind the Pokemon in question - Mia - you can hear the trainer demand she stop, return the gear, behave, and various other exclamations as one can assume she gives chase. At one point, the gearnapper turns around, hopping backwards, allowing the video to pick up Rose who is running out of steam pretty quickly. Winded, she finally staggers to a stop, glaring after the Pokemon. This is when her other companions finally jump in to help.

In specific, a recently evolved Dragonite. It takes little effort for him to swoop down and capture the Lopunny (now evident by the loud "LO! LOPUNNY!!!" complaints) and return her to Rose.

Taking the gear back, she brushes her bangs from her eyes and tucks them behind her ears.]]

As I was about to say. I am pleased to introduce two new evolutions - Vodka Derptini who is now a Dragonite and Mia - [[A momentary glare over the gear.]] - who is now a Lopunny - as well as welcome my newest team member. Odsaffta the Ekans.

[[A pan of the video to show each Pokemon off in turn before it turns back to her.]]

I would also like to say that Saffron is a lovely city. Certainly more than I expected. I am enjoying comparing it to the location from the video game back home. How is everyone else enjoying their time here?

( Private to Dave )

Current Location: Goldenrod City Hotel

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!chapter 37,
*text

Chapter 37; Text

I possess an infinitesimal inquisition for anyone who might be capable procuring an answer for me.
The throng of people who are able to sate this curiosity is dubious at best, I'm sure, however I ask none the less.
Exactly how long have I been absent from Johto?
And how many of my confidants remain?

[[Guess who's finally awake and feels like she's been gone for years.]]

Current Location: Goldenrod City Hotel

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Chapter 36; Private text to Jade

( Private to Jade )

Current Mood: working

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Chapter 31; Video-Eggs!; Filtered Texts

[[Good afteroon, Johto. What a lovely day it is, isn't it? Sunny, ~~unbearably~~ warm, perfect day to stay inside and...

Sell eggs, apparently.

Your 'gears are now showing the site of a small collection of eggs, and a very happy pair of parents sitting near by.]]

Salutations, everyone. We have come into possession of a handful of Buneary eggs, and would like to find them homes.

[[The camera turns towards the owner, Rose, as she smiles pleasantly and invitingly. You know you want one.]]

We being myself and John. The mother is a very pleasant, adoring and energetic Lopunny by the name of Casey. She simply loves everything and everyone, and very much enjoys hugging. However, she is also a good listener and decent at battle as well. The father is a more timid and shy Ampharos by the name of Halos. He is very mild natured, and tends to be a bit more laid back. However he is the sweetest thing, and while not the most talented battler on his own, follows instructions very well. Their offspring are sure to be good Pokemon.

[[And now a more knowing, almost sales-person like smile replaces the pleasant one.]]

Now, if all of my studying is correct - which I assure you, it is - this particular combination yeilds not only pleasant offspring, but talented ones as well. By that, I mean they are equipped with moves at birth. Those being Thunder Punch and Fire Punch. Neither of which Lopunnies are able to learn on their own.

[[Sitting back, she sets the gear down on the table in front of her, crossing her arms.]]

The price we've decided upon is 2,500P. Of course, negotiations are possible in some cases, though I make no promises. Thank you for your inte--

Rose? Are you sure I can't just...keep them all?

[[Very slowly, a hand raises to cover her face as she sighs. It's pretty easy to tell that they've probably been talking about this for a while.]]

No, John. You cannot keep them all.

But they're Casey's babies!

I realize that John. We cannot, however, afford to keep that many young Pokemon.

[[She reaches out to turn off the gear as he begins yet another retort.]]

Can't we keep just one?

...maybe one.

[[Click!]]

( Filtered to Sollux )( Filtered to Dave )( Filtered to Soul and Jade )
((OOC: Replies will be from either Rose or John, or both! All eggs have been claimed, via this post, however you are still welcome to comment and/or inquire about the eggs anyway, because these two both enjoy chit chat, and this likely won't be the last time these Pokemon have eggs.

Casey is a rabbit after all.))

Current Mood: indescribable
Current Location: Goldenrod Hotel

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Chapter 30; Action for Dave/John's hotel room; Text

( [A] Rose: Wake Up )

Hello?

Current Mood: working
Current Location: Goldenrod Hotel

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Chapter 28; Video; Filtered Text

[Video filtered AWAY from Eridan.]

[[When the video feed flicks on, Johto is greeted by a very confused looking Rose. Or not so much confused, but a mixture of that and curious. She sets the gear down, then moves to hold up an egg. A dratini egg, to be precise, with a lovely lavender bow on it.]]

Would anyone happen to be willing to tell me who left this here for me? I'm fairly certain it's a gift, yes, and I realize the point of anonymity is to remain unknown, however I am curious as to what the egg is.

And, honestly, I'd like to believe I am rather approachable.

...and how you manage to enter my room. [[Click!]]

( Memo for the Homestuck/Soul Eater crew, sans Eridan )

Current Mood: morose
Current Location: Goldenrod Hotel

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!chapter 27,
*text

Chapter 27; Text

For those whom it might concern
I believe Gamzee is gone.
I am unsure as to where his Pokemon have gone, however the PokeGear insists his number is no longer in service.
...
and
Karkat
Seems to be as well
Under the same circumstances.
I have CG and Haze with me.
And would like to know, if possible, where the rest of his team might be located.
I think I would feel better knowing they are in someone's company and care.

Current Mood: curious
Current Location: Goldenrod City

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Chapter 26; Video/Filtered Text to Karkat

[[Rose has been a little bit of a busy bee since arriving in Goldenrod. From shopping to studying more on Lugia (after spotting it in it's flight around Johto), to -- apparently evolving Cocoa. The video is focused on an extremely excited Leafeon, who is looking every which way at all the new sights and sounds.]]

Meet Cocoa. I had learned of new evolutionary stones having been stocked in Goldenrod's Department Store, and that two of them were meant for Eevee. The Mossy Rock produces this little guy - Leafeon. He's of the Grass type, if that were not obvious.

[[The camera moves from him just as he pounces Guile from behind to focus on a badge in her hand. The Azalea badge, to be precise.]]

My first, and likely last badge. I challenged the gym just before we left Azalea. Bugsy's Scisor was quite difficult, however I managed.

[[And now the view is focused on herself.]]

Dave, you will be quite pleased to know that Goldenrod is everything that had been described. Those of you left in Azalea will also be pleased to know this, but you are able to find out for yourself upon arrival.

I also have a question.

[[Reaching off screen, she brings back and shows the screen a page in one of her notebooks. She seems to have sketched Lugia (it isn't the best, but you can at least mildly make out what it's supposed to be if you've seen the legendary).]]

Did anyone else spot this Pokemon flying about? And would anyone happen to know anything about it?

[[Setting the journal back down, she ends the feed there, before starting up a private one.]]

( Filtered to Karkat )

((OOC: Yes, the badge is indeed mod approved. :3))

Current Mood: content
Current Location: Route 32 Pokemon Center

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Chapter 22; Text filtered to John

( Travel and crazy bugs make a proper birthday kind of hard to have )