Rose Lalonde (
tentacletrainer) wrote2013-08-13 02:03 pm
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Chapter 58; Anon Text; Rate That Rump Jr.

OWNER OF RUMP: Riku
GENDER OF RUMP: Male
RATING OF RUMP: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♡ | ![]() |
I doubt there's a more stellar posterior than this one for my opening act. Sure, sure, it's not all about fantastic fannies or breathtaking buttocks for this kind of thing, but I think this one deserves the title of "The First Rate". And I do indeed mean that as a double entendre. The derriere that your eyes had the priveledge to gaze upon just now belongs to resident Training Center founder Riku. Seated in heart of Celadon, this rump's owner is just as fine as it is, offering a great public service to all the fine Pokemon Masters out there.
Alright, let's get to the nitty gritty stuff here. Want to know why this butt is so fly? That would be because it's the perfect balance between robust and rotund. It's a pillow posterior, something obviously comfortable enough to sleep on but at the same time you don't wanna. You just wanna enjoy how nice it feels a little while longer. You're going to take a nice big handful and give it a healthy squeeze and that's going to delight you for the next week. And all of this is obvious just by looking at it. Now *that* is a top-notch tooshie.
It's sculpted as if made by the gods themselves. In fact, I wouldn't doubt it if they really did have a hand in it. Upon his birth, they looked at each other, smiled, and spoke, "Riku, thy ass is fine and thou whilst have all the ladies thy heart desires." When the doctor spanked him to wake up his lungs, he weeped, for he knew that was the fairest keister that would ever pass into the world, and it came through his operating room.
Of course, unfortunately, I can't just go take a squeeze for myself, but hey. I've heard this heart-stopping hottie is single. So hey, if any of you girls or boys ever get to do the thing, be sure to give a shout out to me about the experience. I would love to give this rump a follow up report.
Now, as divine as this derriere is, I do have a little advice for you Riku. Casual wise, you should look into some form fitting jeans. Ones that hug your rear with the utmost tenderness and care. And have you ever considered wearing some sleek slacks once in a while, outside of formal events? I'm positive you could rock them like no other.
ADITTIONAL RUMP NOTES:
❥ Would rate again. ❥ Tap that more like tap dance all over that. ❥ Jealous of the hands that lay upon that arse. ❥ Belongs in a museum exhibit to astonishing asses.
❥ Would rate again. ❥ Tap that more like tap dance all over that. ❥ Jealous of the hands that lay upon that arse. ❥ Belongs in a museum exhibit to astonishing asses.
[he can do anonymous too!]
But none of them are as awesome as they say
I keep getting all excited
And then it's so disappointing
They've all been like maybe 6/10
I want a real 10/10
( ̄^ ̄メ)
Anonymous buddies
butt buddies :D
Back home there is one that is 11/10
The best butt
Awesome ass
And he liked to fly high so it was easy to stare at all the time ( ̄ー ̄)
Here though
There is one I've seen that is alright
But I won't say!!
Best kind of buddies, tbh
the very best!!
If only they weren't both anonymous. She'd talk about butts all day with him.
his texting style is fairly obvious... so maybe one day !
She will find you boy. She will find you and butt discussion will be had.
he would try to describe to her the 11/10 butt he knows
She would return the favor.
i am so sad they are both anon right now. best friendship, clearly
I know!! Surely they'll find each other. It's meant to be.
dem butt lvrs. :'D
And then you can meet her dad.
thankfully his dad isn't here. otherwise everyone would be dead. especially mr 8/10. :c
Poor Mr. 8/10. :c Why do the good butts have to die?
because his papa is a meanieface ):
:( It's okay so is hers sometimes.
i can say with utmost certainty that his is a bigger meanieface ;_; .. who would be hilar in R29 ngl
Probably. 'n' But ahsdfpoij
ffffff
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At first Riku stares. He sputters, eyes wide as he tries to work up a response.
He clears his throat, expression hardening as he folds his arms over his chest.]
Is this some kind of joke?
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[He rubs at his temple.]
Why, you trying to say something, Sora?
[Are you saying his butt's lame? ...Why are they even talking about this?]
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Anon text; Finally figured out the best place to poke Sora
voice; oh my god
anon text; ;) hey sora
voice; creeper
anon text; not at all! (spoilers she's just teasing him really)
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Anon text o/
regular text forevar
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Anon forever <3
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Wait, you're not pissed off?
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[Leave her people out of this, Rose.
Except don't.]Anon text; Sorry Twilight
[Text; no you're not]
[Seriously, change the cutie mark and coiffe the mane a bit more and... poof, it's Rarity!]
I'm just not sure what one thing has to do with the other. [It's obviously not a reference to Cutie Marks being on one's butt, after all... right?]
Anon text; Yeah you're right I'm not. 8)
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Anon text;
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[anon text] omg
[anon text] still not sorry
[anon text] never be sorry
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text;
i thought you said this thing was monthly.
as in once a month.
:|
anon text;
forever not anon on his end
forever anon here!
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1/??????
2/she's not bored yet
3/i'm not sorry
4/he's her fiance she's allowed to do this
5/especially about butts
6/if only she could talk about how great his is
7/because she'd definitely talk about it
8/his is a gift to mankind
9/oh well. this is just as good.
10/also the jig is up john
11/go ahead and try to ignore her
12/you'll soon realize that you can't.
13/how is your gear holding up?
14/it's probably the victim in all this. all the text abuse it's receiving right now.
15/poor thing
16/i should be going to work.
omfg
OMFG
dj has been waiting to use the magic cracker for so long. SO LONG.
poor baby
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[Was the booty posts annoying? Yes. Did this person also have the guts to say what Yumi would never mention out loud (as much as she wanted to)? Yes]
Anon forever <3
[[Just fulfilling her civic duty, Yumi.]]
suddenly anon sounded like a good idea
ahaha.
Re: ahaha.
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Anon for irony
I'm fucking proud of you. A+, I can't wait for next month.
Anon is the best kind of irony
aw yes
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