tentacletrainer: (You are dumber than I thought.)
Rose Lalonde ([personal profile] tentacletrainer) wrote2013-08-13 02:03 pm

Chapter 58; Anon Text; Rate That Rump Jr.

OWNER OF RUMP: Riku
GENDER OF RUMP: Male
RATING OF RUMP: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♡

RATING OF RUMP

I doubt there's a more stellar posterior than this one for my opening act. Sure, sure, it's not all about fantastic fannies or breathtaking buttocks for this kind of thing, but I think this one deserves the title of "The First Rate". And I do indeed mean that as a double entendre. The derriere that your eyes had the priveledge to gaze upon just now belongs to resident Training Center founder Riku. Seated in heart of Celadon, this rump's owner is just as fine as it is, offering a great public service to all the fine Pokemon Masters out there.

Alright, let's get to the nitty gritty stuff here. Want to know why this butt is so fly? That would be because it's the perfect balance between robust and rotund. It's a pillow posterior, something obviously comfortable enough to sleep on but at the same time you don't wanna. You just wanna enjoy how nice it feels a little while longer. You're going to take a nice big handful and give it a healthy squeeze and that's going to delight you for the next week. And all of this is obvious just by looking at it. Now *that* is a top-notch tooshie.

It's sculpted as if made by the gods themselves. In fact, I wouldn't doubt it if they really did have a hand in it. Upon his birth, they looked at each other, smiled, and spoke, "Riku, thy ass is fine and thou whilst have all the ladies thy heart desires." When the doctor spanked him to wake up his lungs, he weeped, for he knew that was the fairest keister that would ever pass into the world, and it came through his operating room.

Of course, unfortunately, I can't just go take a squeeze for myself, but hey. I've heard this heart-stopping hottie is single. So hey, if any of you girls or boys ever get to do the thing, be sure to give a shout out to me about the experience. I would love to give this rump a follow up report.

Now, as divine as this derriere is, I do have a little advice for you Riku. Casual wise, you should look into some form fitting jeans. Ones that hug your rear with the utmost tenderness and care. And have you ever considered wearing some sleek slacks once in a while, outside of formal events? I'm positive you could rock them like no other.
ADITTIONAL RUMP NOTES:
❥ Would rate again. ❥ Tap that more like tap dance all over that. ❥ Jealous of the hands that lay upon that arse. ❥ Belongs in a museum exhibit to astonishing asses.

akito: akito / gazelle (Default)

[he can do anonymous too!]

[personal profile] akito 2013-08-13 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Everyone keeps posting about butts
But none of them are as awesome as they say
I keep getting all excited
And then it's so disappointing
They've all been like maybe 6/10
I want a real 10/10

( ̄^ ̄メ)
akito: akito / gazelle (Default)

butt buddies :D

[personal profile] akito 2013-08-13 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't seen any really good ones here
Back home there is one that is 11/10
The best butt
Awesome ass
And he liked to fly high so it was easy to stare at all the time ( ̄ー ̄)

Here though
There is one I've seen that is alright
But I won't say!!

the very best!!

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dem butt lvrs. :'D

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islandshore: (RIKU used LEER!)

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[personal profile] islandshore 2013-08-14 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[B-buh... what is this even?

At first Riku stares. He sputters, eyes wide as he tries to work up a response.

He clears his throat, expression hardening as he folds his arms over his chest.]


Is this some kind of joke?
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heartdive: (( dj ) ❣ decpe)

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[personal profile] heartdive 2013-08-14 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Has to be. Clearly this person has never actually seen your butt before.
islandshore: (yeah right)

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[personal profile] islandshore 2013-08-14 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I'm not knocking the compliment or anything, just... why? It's kind of embarrassing.

[He rubs at his temple.]

Why, you trying to say something, Sora?

[Are you saying his butt's lame? ...Why are they even talking about this?]

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voice; oh my god

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voice; creeper

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islandshore: (... let's not go there)

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[personal profile] islandshore 2013-08-14 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
...Let's just say I don't get those kind of compliments all that often.

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lieutenantantichrist: (all these mopes in bracelets)

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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-08-14 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
God damn it, more of you idiots. Now you're on to jailbait.
lieutenantantichrist: (they will view you as conflicted)

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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-08-14 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
Then that means that guy's getting kids to publicly post other kids' asses. That's worse.

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islandshore: (unsure)

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[personal profile] islandshore 2013-08-14 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it jailbait when I'm eighteen? Not that I'm condoning this.
lieutenantantichrist: (what the fuck did I do?)

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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-08-14 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the definition, right on the edge. Technically legal, but if you're into it there's still something wrong.

Wait, you're not pissed off?

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friendyousohard: (My hair static requires further study)

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[personal profile] friendyousohard 2013-08-14 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
Why is there a pony at the top of this?

[Leave her people out of this, Rose. Except don't.]
friendyousohard: (That is NOT scientifically accurate.)

[Text; no you're not]

[personal profile] friendyousohard 2013-08-15 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, she kind of looks like somepony I know...

[Seriously, change the cutie mark and coiffe the mane a bit more and... poof, it's Rarity!]

I'm just not sure what one thing has to do with the other. [It's obviously not a reference to Cutie Marks being on one's butt, after all... right?]

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usedswift: (wink | 私に任せてよ!)

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[personal profile] usedswift 2013-08-14 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
For your consideration. 。◕‿◕。

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usedswift: (hee~)

[anon text] still not sorry

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Neji Hyuga. (◕‿◕✿) It's a pretty nice butt, I think. Not that anyone would ever tell him, because when he's happy his face still looks like ಠ_ಠ

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ghostytrainer: (what am i even looking at?)

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[personal profile] ghostytrainer 2013-08-15 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
didn't you just do one of these the other day?
i thought you said this thing was monthly.
as in once a month.
:|

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notchinese: (No!)

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....well, at least this one's not a sight for sore eyes

[Was the booty posts annoying? Yes. Did this person also have the guts to say what Yumi would never mention out loud (as much as she wanted to)? Yes]

Re: ahaha.

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plushaeusrumpified: (But with the beast inside)

Anon for irony

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2013-08-28 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
A tear. A tear has been shed over this. That was truly worthy of following in the footsteps of RTR Sr.

I'm fucking proud of you. A+, I can't wait for next month.

aw yes

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