Three years ago today I was kicked out of my mother's house into a frozen wasteland, expected to travel on my own with nothing but the most annoying animal to keep me company.

[There's an almost listless sigh to accompany the narrative. The screen is taken up by the sight of the ocean in the late afternoon. If the voice wasn't a give away, it likely isn't hard to guess who is broadcasting this.]

I'm really grateful that whatever brings people here decided to bring me. These have been the best three years of my life, I'm fairly certain. The friends I've made, the relationships I've formed, the bonds with the Pokemon I've acquired...all my adventures and the memories I've made.

I want to sincerely thank everyone here for having me. And tell you all that I'm glad you're here with me, even if we haven't met. Because I'm sure our paths will cross eventually.

( Homestuck Filter )

[[Good afteroon, Johto. What a lovely day it is, isn't it? Sunny, unbearably warm, perfect day to stay inside and...

Sell eggs, apparently.

Your 'gears are now showing the site of a small collection of eggs, and a very happy pair of parents sitting near by.]]

Salutations, everyone. We have come into possession of a handful of Buneary eggs, and would like to find them homes.

[[The camera turns towards the owner, Rose, as she smiles pleasantly and invitingly. You know you want one.]]

We being myself and John. The mother is a very pleasant, adoring and energetic Lopunny by the name of Casey. She simply loves everything and everyone, and very much enjoys hugging. However, she is also a good listener and decent at battle as well. The father is a more timid and shy Ampharos by the name of Halos. He is very mild natured, and tends to be a bit more laid back. However he is the sweetest thing, and while not the most talented battler on his own, follows instructions very well. Their offspring are sure to be good Pokemon.

[[And now a more knowing, almost sales-person like smile replaces the pleasant one.]]

Now, if all of my studying is correct - which I assure you, it is - this particular combination yeilds not only pleasant offspring, but talented ones as well. By that, I mean they are equipped with moves at birth. Those being Thunder Punch and Fire Punch. Neither of which Lopunnies are able to learn on their own.

[[Sitting back, she sets the gear down on the table in front of her, crossing her arms.]]

The price we've decided upon is 2,500P. Of course, negotiations are possible in some cases, though I make no promises. Thank you for your inte--

Rose? Are you sure I can't just...keep them all?

[[Very slowly, a hand raises to cover her face as she sighs. It's pretty easy to tell that they've probably been talking about this for a while.]]

No, John. You cannot keep them all.

But they're Casey's babies!

I realize that John. We cannot, however, afford to keep that many young Pokemon.

[[She reaches out to turn off the gear as he begins yet another retort.]]

Can't we keep just one?

...maybe one.

[[Click!]]

( Filtered to Sollux )( Filtered to Dave )( Filtered to Soul and Jade )
((OOC: Replies will be from either Rose or John, or both! All eggs have been claimed, via this post, however you are still welcome to comment and/or inquire about the eggs anyway, because these two both enjoy chit chat, and this likely won't be the last time these Pokemon have eggs.

Casey is a rabbit after all.))

[Video filtered AWAY from Eridan.]

[[When the video feed flicks on, Johto is greeted by a very confused looking Rose. Or not so much confused, but a mixture of that and curious. She sets the gear down, then moves to hold up an egg. A dratini egg, to be precise, with a lovely lavender bow on it.]]

Would anyone happen to be willing to tell me who left this here for me? I'm fairly certain it's a gift, yes, and I realize the point of anonymity is to remain unknown, however I am curious as to what the egg is.

And, honestly, I'd like to believe I am rather approachable.

...and how you manage to enter my room. [[Click!]]

( Memo for the Homestuck/Soul Eater crew, sans Eridan )