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Chapter 33; Accidental Video

[[Today, when the gear turns on, you get a lovely view of the sky and the calming sounds of water nearby. It's a beautiful day, for those of you not outside.

This serene setting is broken by a squeal from a Pokemon and a splash, then all falls quiet and calm again.

It's a few minutes before you hear something again. This something being another splash. And then on screen appears a Dratini with a quite pathetically wiggling Magikarp in it's mouth.

With a happy chirp it disappears off camera again, only to return a few moments later to rub all over the 'gear. And then off it goes. There's a squeal, a splash, and a few minutes later the familiar sight of this Dratini with another Magikarp, struggling in it's grasp. It disappears, it reappears to smother the Pokegear, rinse, wash, repeat.

This show goes on for some time, until finally - during one of its rubbing sessions - it stops and looks up. And then it simply begins to trill in excitement. Almost like if it doesn't make noise, it'll explode. It's also wiggling.

There is so much wiggling from this Dratini.]]

...V-vodka...what are you doing?

[[It seems this Dratini is none other than Vodka Derptini - also lovingly known as John - belonging to resident Rose Lalonde. And said trainer has found the little dragon Pokemon.

She appears momentarily on screen, picking up the 'gear, before turning to look at...oh.

It seems all those Magikarp the little wiggling dragon type had been collecting are in quite the pile of flopping. Meanwhile, the aforementioned culprit of this karp congregation is sitting next to said heap, wiggling as if waiting for praise.

Apparently those fish are a gift for his trainer.]]

...That's...very nice of you, John. Thank you very much. How sweet.

[[A few pats to the Dratini's head, followed by a multitude of elated chirps, lilts, warbles and purls, and the 'gear is shut off.]]

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okay maybe pink isnt the word i was looking for
lets see
rouge
cerise
vermillion
scarlet
carmine
magenta
ruby
crimson
maroon

wait wait i can do better than that

sangria
alizarin
coquelicot
venetian
amaranth
persimmon
sinopia
carnelian
cardinal
fire engine
candy apple

am i getting

warm

[[Yup, that is all she has to say to that, while finds a tree to sit down and lean back against. That way she can hide her face in her knees. You are a horrible big brother, and she disowns you, Dave.

Simply disowns you.]]

[ If her ears are sharp, she might hear him laughing, but he's quiet. ]

like my head wasnt already full of synonyms for red
get a clue sis

anyway look
if your virginity needs defending let me know
in the meantime
when we get back you owe me thai
and i owe you sushi

[[She doesn't, mostly because she's a little distracted with embarrassment right now. But his next text at least makes her smile through that blush.]]

and remind me later that i should embarrass you more often
this is better than cable

[[Oh huff.]]

sure no problem
you hit like a girl anyway

youd bruise my delicate lily white skin
how barbaric
you might as well be dragging a club and wearing a loincloth

[[And she hates herself a little more for typing that.]]

please excuse me while i immortalize those last five words in my mind

okay were good
and i think you win
sushi first

[[She really, really wants to tell you to fuck off Dave. Or punch you.

She wants to punch you again.

But sushi.]]

oh yeah
love that caveman talk sis
keep it up and i might even take you shopping

the point isnt whose money
the point is that id be gracing you with my company
and carrying your shit i guess

you know me and my fragile boy constitution so well
but since youre paying for your own shit i figure there wont be that many bags
its cool

theres a joke about cocaine in there somewhere but i cant find it
anyway im pretty sure i can handle shopping bags
compared to the shit i deal with on a daily basis theyre only like
threat level blue
which is like right below green
so basically an anti threat
its why john uses blue font
to seem nonthreatening before he whips out his fucking warhammers
pretty hot tactic actually

[[...okay. She can't. She can't even reply to that. She's laughing to hard. And now she's closing her Pokegear slipping it into her pocket, taking off her bag and jacket and heading right for your tree Dave.]]

[ Dave glances over, now lounging on his back on the branch, just in time to see her approach. He lays his 'Gear on his stomach, pokerface in place, but there's a smile behind his shades. ]

[[And she is now climbing that fucking tree like nobody's business. It isn't too long before she's just kind of peeking at him from the side of the branch.]]

Hey.

[ He raises a faintly impressed eyebrow over his shades. ]

Hey. Miss me?

Dave, when does one not miss your cool kid company?

[[Pointing to the branch, she chuckles.]]

May I sit down with you?

[ He sits up obligingly and straddles the branch, leaving room for Rose near the tree trunk. ]

Your Dratini's not gonna start bringing those fish over here, is he?

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