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tentacletrainer) wrote2013-08-13 02:03 pm
tentacletrainer) wrote2013-08-13 02:03 pm
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Chapter 58; Anon Text; Rate That Rump Jr.
OWNER OF RUMP: Riku
GENDER OF RUMP: Male
RATING OF RUMP: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♡ |  |
I doubt there's a more stellar posterior than this one for my opening act. Sure, sure, it's not all about fantastic fannies or breathtaking buttocks for this kind of thing, but I think this one deserves the title of "The First Rate". And I do indeed mean that as a double entendre. The derriere that your eyes had the priveledge to gaze upon just now belongs to resident Training Center founder Riku. Seated in heart of Celadon, this rump's owner is just as fine as it is, offering a great public service to all the fine Pokemon Masters out there.
Alright, let's get to the nitty gritty stuff here. Want to know why this butt is so fly? That would be because it's the perfect balance between robust and rotund. It's a pillow posterior, something obviously comfortable enough to sleep on but at the same time you don't wanna. You just wanna enjoy how nice it feels a little while longer. You're going to take a nice big handful and give it a healthy squeeze and that's going to delight you for the next week. And all of this is obvious just by looking at it. Now *that* is a top-notch tooshie.
It's sculpted as if made by the gods themselves. In fact, I wouldn't doubt it if they really did have a hand in it. Upon his birth, they looked at each other, smiled, and spoke, "Riku, thy ass is fine and thou whilst have all the ladies thy heart desires." When the doctor spanked him to wake up his lungs, he weeped, for he knew that was the fairest keister that would ever pass into the world, and it came through his operating room.
Of course, unfortunately, I can't just go take a squeeze for myself, but hey. I've heard this heart-stopping hottie is single. So hey, if any of you girls or boys ever get to do the thing, be sure to give a shout out to me about the experience. I would love to give this rump a follow up report.
Now, as divine as this derriere is, I do have a little advice for you Riku. Casual wise, you should look into some form fitting jeans. Ones that hug your rear with the utmost tenderness and care. And have you ever considered wearing some sleek slacks once in a while, outside of formal events? I'm positive you could rock them like no other.
ADITTIONAL RUMP NOTES:
❥ Would rate again. ❥ Tap that more like tap dance all over that. ❥ Jealous of the hands that lay upon that arse. ❥ Belongs in a museum exhibit to astonishing asses.
❥ Would rate again. ❥ Tap that more like tap dance all over that. ❥ Jealous of the hands that lay upon that arse. ❥ Belongs in a museum exhibit to astonishing asses.
She would return the favor.
Mark my words, I'll find it! I will hunt for that butt now. It's become my mission.
i am so sad they are both anon right now. best friendship, clearly
So no hopes and dreams could be dashed.
＼(o￣∇￣o)/
You will never find it!!
You are not even in the right region
Probably
50/50 chance!
;P
I know!! Surely they'll find each other. It's meant to be.
I can get to the right region! I have plenty of ways to get to your fine butt. Just you watch.
And once I do, that edition of RtR Jr will be legendary.
dem butt lvrs. :'D
If I got picked in spin-the-bottle
They would break the bottle if they couldn't spin again!!
[ is joking, of course. but he really does mean the sentiment! ]
Legendary RtR Jr
Even if it is only 8/10?
(*￣o￣*)>
And then you can meet her dad.
Yes. Even if it is only 8/10. It doesn't need to be an 11/10 to be legendary.
thankfully his dad isn't here. otherwise everyone would be dead. especially mr 8/10. :c
And run to the bathroom to look for mouthwash
I guess technically his butt can be considered legendary anyway ｢(ﾟﾍﾟ)
So it makes sense!
But you'll never find Mr. 8/10
Poor Mr. 8/10. :c Why do the good butts have to die?
I will search until there is no more land to search until I find Mr. 8/10.
because his papa is a meanieface ):
I have been too busy buying stuff for my team
And cute clothes
Maybe I should buy some makeup too.
What about ocean?
There is lots of ocean!!
( ﾟ∀(・－・)
:( It's okay so is hers sometimes.
I would be happy to show you some of the best beauty shops in both regions. There's a quaint little one in Ecruteak that carries some really lovely lines of make-up. We should go shopping some time, anon.
I'll search all of the ocean too! I will not rest until his butt is found!
i can say with utmost certainty that his is a bigger meanieface ;_; .. who would be hilar in R29 ngl
Is that the one after Goldenrod?
You will be very old by then!
Super old!
Probably. 'n' But ahsdfpoij
Nonsense! I am very young right now. It will take far more than searching for this butt to make me super old.
ffffff
I am for sure.
I can't say for him though.
If will take you so long to find Mr. 8/10
That your skin will sag all the way to your feet!
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No way! My skin will stay beautiful no matter how much I age! And besides, if I use my Pokemon, that'll cut the searching time down by half at least!
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To all of that!!
(ﾉ´∀｀*)ﾉ
Have you seen any 11/10 butts here?
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I have. Two of them, in fact.
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The 'if we were back home a bunch of us would probably be stuck in school' edition
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