Chapter 46; Text; Memo?

[tentacletrainer]

TT AT 20:30 opened memo on board Karkat Said No Pokemon Puns

They should really have an actual memo feature for the gear.
Johto, I believe I am starting to go a bit stir crazy, and as such am looking for a way to avoid it.
(Read as: I'm bored as fucking hell.)
So this is now an open memo. Those are always fun.
Consider it a party game. We'll have a truth hour.
For one hour, you may ask me any question and I will give you a completely honest answer.
However, in order to ask a question, you must be willing to have the same done to you.
You will open yourself up to receiving questions and must answer truthfully as well.
How does that sound?
And if, for some reason, you have a sooper sekret question you want to ask, you are free to filter it to your questionee, but you must post a more ridiculous one later so you are still free for open season.

Comments

[tentacletrainer]

Medicine.
Remove the s.
Property of Rose Lalonde.
Approximately 372 for myself.
The latter.
Ghosts.

[ghostytrainer]

boring.
yes.
ahahaha you're silly.
you kept count?
don't blame you.
right answer. <3

[tentacletrainer]

Important.
That one was obvious.
Am I?
I did a study on it.
Ducks suk horses 4 lyf.
Of course. <3

[ghostytrainer]

doesn't make your answer any less boring.
well fine then, smartypants.
yes, you are. but that's okay.
why am i not surprised?
pssshhh.
<3

[tentacletrainer]

Would you have preferred vampires?
And this is all very silly John.

[ghostytrainer]

preffered vampires to what?
would you rather i ask serious questions?

[tentacletrainer]

Medicine.
Do you actually have serious questions?

wow i know how to spell preferred

[ghostytrainer]

nah. vampires aren't better than sliced bread.
but yes, i do have a serious question.

hehehe

[tentacletrainer]

Really? Not at all?
And ask away, my dear.

[ghostytrainer]

why do you always push me away when i try to turn our kisses into make outs?

[Well that bout of silliness ended pretty quickly, didn't it?]

1/who knows

[tentacletrainer]

[[Oh.

That.

Sure is a serious question.]]

[tentacletrainer]

[[Sorry John, this is going to take her a moment to explain.]]

[tentacletrainer]

Well...
Honestly it's not pushing you away so much as...

[tentacletrainer]

No, I mean it just...

[[Augh...]]

[tentacletrainer]

I don't want to rush things.
There's no hurry here and we're only fourteen.
It's not as if we need to worry about anything really...

done

[tentacletrainer]

So...so yeah.

[ghostytrainer]

trust me, i get not wanting to rush things. i WANT you to be comfortable with me and everything that we do.
why do you think i waited so long to even make an attempt at something like that?
or why i wait so long in between ever subsequent failed attempt?
but at the same time...it's been over a year now, rose.
i know that there are no templates or deadlines for how these things are supposed to go.
and that it's different for everybody.
but i don't see how making out is rushing things yet somehow being engaged isn't?
and when you just keep shutting me down again and again it makes me wonder if it's just that you think it'll be unpleasant or something.
like i won't be any good at it.
or maybe you're second guessing things but since we're engaged, you feel stuck.
though admittedly, i am less inclined to think it's the latter because you still seem pretty happy with me.
and i like to think i am pretty good at reading you (most of the time).

[tentacletrainer]

No...look
Augh.
The difference between making out and being engaged and how that affects the speed at which our relationship is moving is surprisingly vast.
The former typically leads to far more intimate activities that I don't believe I'm quite ready to take part in, as much as I freely joke about them.
While the latter...well.
I don't know about you, I suppose, but I'm not excessively turned on by the idea that we're engaged.

[ghostytrainer]

wait what?

[He's not quite following, Rose. It kind of looks like you think he'll take making out as a free pass to sexland.]

[And he knows that there's just no way she would think that.]

[Because that's just crazy.]

[tentacletrainer]

We're on the cusp of teenage hormones.
I'm not ready for you to get into my pants yet.

[ghostytrainer]

but we're not married yet.

[tentacletrainer]

John, I know you're not
Wait
What

[ghostytrainer]

we can't have sex yet, we're not married.
what did you think i was going to say?

[tentacletrainer]

...nothing. Nevermind, John.

[ghostytrainer]

:/
you're laughing at me right now, aren't you?