Chapter 46; Text; Memo?

[tentacletrainer]

TT AT 20:30 opened memo on board Karkat Said No Pokemon Puns

They should really have an actual memo feature for the gear.
Johto, I believe I am starting to go a bit stir crazy, and as such am looking for a way to avoid it.
(Read as: I'm bored as fucking hell.)
So this is now an open memo. Those are always fun.
Consider it a party game. We'll have a truth hour.
For one hour, you may ask me any question and I will give you a completely honest answer.
However, in order to ask a question, you must be willing to have the same done to you.
You will open yourself up to receiving questions and must answer truthfully as well.
How does that sound?
And if, for some reason, you have a sooper sekret question you want to ask, you are free to filter it to your questionee, but you must post a more ridiculous one later so you are still free for open season.

Comments

[ghostytrainer]

wait what?

[He's not quite following, Rose. It kind of looks like you think he'll take making out as a free pass to sexland.]

[And he knows that there's just no way she would think that.]

[Because that's just crazy.]

[tentacletrainer]

We're on the cusp of teenage hormones.
I'm not ready for you to get into my pants yet.

[ghostytrainer]

but we're not married yet.

[tentacletrainer]

John, I know you're not
Wait
What

[ghostytrainer]

we can't have sex yet, we're not married.
what did you think i was going to say?

[tentacletrainer]

...nothing. Nevermind, John.

[ghostytrainer]

:/
you're laughing at me right now, aren't you?

[tentacletrainer]

Yes.
I am.

[ghostytrainer]

and just what is so funny?
also you broke your own rule.
i asked you a question and you lied!
'nothing' is not the truth because you were CLEARLY about to say something!

[tentacletrainer]

That is so not true.
Nothing is completely the truth.
And you are funny, that's all.

[ghostytrainer]

how can you sit there
and break the sanctity
oh the honesty game
a second time?
how rose.
how do you live with yourself?

[tentacletrainer]

You're right.
How do I?
I suppose I will have to fix this.
Brb John, sticking my needles in a light socket.
Because I simply can't live with myself.

[ghostytrainer]

so what's the truth then?
and please don't do that. i know you aren't actually going to but all the same, i would be very sad if you died.

[tentacletrainer]

I was under the impression that you would bring up how much of a gentleman you are.
How you would do no such thing as take advantage of me.
Etc. etc.
And I promise I won't.

[ghostytrainer]

well that is also technically true.
i would never take advantage of you like that.
though i still can't believe that you think i would take sucking face to mean i have an all access pass to every part of your body.
i mean jeeeeeeez it's like you don't know me at all!

[He's kidding.]

[tentacletrainer]

Well don't worry, I wasn't expecting you to.

[ghostytrainer]

but you just said
no fuck it.
never mind.
you're going to suck me into your vortex of weird girl talk about i don't really feel like getting my decoder ring out right now.
i think it's your turn to ask a question.

[tentacletrainer]

Okay...
Why are you so intent on making out?

[ghostytrainer]

i think "intent" is kind of a strong word to use here.
i spaced my attempts out pretty reasonably!
but i guess it's because the time just seemed right to me.
and i am curious.

[tentacletrainer]

Curious?
About what exactly?

[ghostytrainer]

what it feels like.

[tentacletrainer]

[[Guess who's laughing again, John.]]

I suppose I owe you a kissing session when your fangs go away.

[ghostytrainer]

oh...so you mean that wasn't already the plan without this conversation?

[Because he was kind of counting on that being a thing. Not necessarily with making out (though that would be nice) but just kissing in general]

[tentacletrainer]

Well of course kissing was a plan, but maybe this time around we can swap spit a little.

[ghostytrainer]

i think i would like that. :)

[inb4 he can't actually manage it once the time comes.]