tentacletrainer | Chapter 46; Text; Memo?

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Chapter 46; Text; Memo?

TT AT 20:30 opened memo on board Karkat Said No Pokemon Puns

They should really have an actual memo feature for the gear.
Johto, I believe I am starting to go a bit stir crazy, and as such am looking for a way to avoid it.
(Read as: I'm bored as fucking hell.)
So this is now an open memo. Those are always fun.
Consider it a party game. We'll have a truth hour.
For one hour, you may ask me any question and I will give you a completely honest answer.
However, in order to ask a question, you must be willing to have the same done to you.
You will open yourself up to receiving questions and must answer truthfully as well.
How does that sound?
And if, for some reason, you have a sooper sekret question you want to ask, you are free to filter it to your questionee, but you must post a more ridiculous one later so you are still free for open season.

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wow if you were bored you could have said something!
but this actually sounds kind of fun, so i guess that's ok.
alright.
so i have a super serious question for you.
if you think you can handle it.
and that question is...

Edited 2012-09-30 04:52 (UTC)

on a scale of one to ten

just how attractive

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do you find

my steel buns?

[He is taking this so seriously, Rose. So. Seriously.]

Excellent question.

Well, with a scale of one to ten as my only means of measurement.

And taking into account each and every possible aspect of said 'steel buns'.

I would have to say my answer - which is, really, the only answer available here - would have to be...

ERROR.
INSUFFICIENT INTEGER DETECTED.
PLEASE REDEFINE MAXIMUM MEASUREMENT INTEGER.

Edited 2012-09-30 05:05 (UTC)

15 then.
or was i supposed to go lower?
1 to 5?
gosh for a computer error, you sure aren't very specific!

Try to the moon.
That is totally a number, right?

rose, i am fairly sure that the moon is not a number.
but if you are implying that i wear space pants because my butt out of this world, then i guess i can overlook the fact that the moon is a giant floating space rock and not a number.
because i am very flattered if this is the case.

That is indeed what I was saying, my dear.
Or insinuating, really.

you flatter me, miss lalonde.
though, for the record, your butt is more so far out of this world that scientists cannot hope to ever locate it.

...wait that came out wrong.
what i meant is that your butt is great.
not that it's small or
hey wow ok, do you have any questions for me?

Does this mean you find my butt equally as attractive?

no see, i was trying to say that it's MORE attractive but i kind of lost where i was going while trying to be witty with it.
that's enough about butts though.
of all the cities we've been to, what is your favorite so far?

Enough about butts?
Is it making you a little uncomfortable?
This derriere conversation?
Olivine, by far.
But take that with a grain of salt.
I have yet to see all of Kanto in person, after all.

no!
of course not!
i just think a change of subject might be better for now because there is only so much you can say about a butt before the conversation just gets too silly.
we should probably head that way soon, huh?
kanto, i mean.
why olivine though?
oops, sorry two questions. hope that's not against the rules.

I see, I see.
I suppose that's well enough.
The last thing I want are other people eying your handsome rump.
Beside Dave, of course.
Soon, yes.
When everyone is comfortable with traveling again.
And it's the ocean, I think.
It reminds me of my planet which, despite the circumstances, I was rather fond of.
What's your favorite city?

i doubt you have to worry about that.
probably ecruteak.
but then again, we haven't been to lavender town yet.
i am looking forward to getting to see pokemon tower in person.

[Guess who still doesn't know it's not there yet?]

I suppose this means that will be the first place we had on our return to Kanto, right?

i don't know, it'll depend.
i mean i know we already got our rainbow badges.
but it might be cool if we all just went straight to pallet town and went through all the cities the way you're supposed to.

...or would that actually be really lame?

Not at all.
I've heard, in fact, that there's a boat bridging the gap between New Bark and Pallet.
So if we wanted to skip the train we could do that.

shit really?
why didn't you say something sooner?!
that might be kinda fun.

text; 1/5 because john is a dumbass.

text; 2/5 btw he's sending each of these as a separate message

text; 3/5 just to be super annoying

text; 4/5 kind of like how i'm doing this to torture your inbox

text; 5/5 i'm not sorry. neither is john.

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