[Eggs. Twelve eggs. And two Pokémon between them. Karkitty, being the tiny Karkat in feline form that he is, mostly tries to stay off to the side as though denying involvement in this mess. Not that Guile doesn't get a surreptitious nuzzle or two when he thinks no one's looking.]
[Karkat's eyebrow twitches.]
[His teeth grit.]
[Really, the ultimate reaction is predictably.]
GOD DAMN STUPID FUCKING EEVEE! USELESS PIECE OF TRASH GLAMEOW! The last fucking thing I need to deal with is more stupid shitty eggs when I've already got ten fucking Pokémon of my own, and yet here you - [A glare is shot at Karkitty, who glares right back.] - screw the pooch, or whatever the fuck kind of animal Guile's supposed to be, and make all these fucking eggs I don't need!
And you! [Now glaring at Guile, which draws a hail of irritable hisses from Karkitty.] You're not even a fucking Mother Grub! How the hell do you lay that many eggs?! In that short amount of time?!
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[Eggs. Twelve eggs. And two Pokémon between them. Karkitty, being the tiny Karkat in feline form that he is, mostly tries to stay off to the side as though denying involvement in this mess.
Not that Guile doesn't get a surreptitious nuzzle or two when he thinks no one's looking.][Karkat's eyebrow twitches.]
[His teeth grit.]
[Really, the ultimate reaction is predictably.]
GOD DAMN STUPID FUCKING EEVEE! USELESS PIECE OF TRASH GLAMEOW! The last fucking thing I need to deal with is more stupid shitty eggs when I've already got ten fucking Pokémon of my own, and yet here you - [A glare is shot at Karkitty, who glares right back.] - screw the pooch, or whatever the fuck kind of animal Guile's supposed to be, and make all these fucking eggs I don't need!
And you! [Now glaring at Guile, which draws a hail of irritable hisses from Karkitty.] You're not even a fucking Mother Grub! How the hell do you lay that many eggs?! In that short amount of time?!
Fucking stupid Pokémon!