That's not what I meant, dumbass! If you were a troll, you'd probably have a perfectly normal pair. Not like me with those fucking short damn horns I had.

Your session might have fucked up everything ever, too, but you still weren't waiting for death in the god damn Veil. You didn't have to see the big reward snatched right out of your fucking hands at literally the last second. I was like, that close to opening the door to your universe, and then the demon pops up and slices that shit in half. Aradia had to literally fucking throw us into this transportalizer so we wouldn't be killed then.

And sure, this universe is nicer. I admit that. I seriously do. But life still likes to shit on me in some way or another.