tentacletrainer | Chapter 58; Anon Text; Rate That Rump Jr.

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Chapter 58; Anon Text; Rate That Rump Jr.

OWNER OF RUMP: Riku

GENDER OF RUMP: Male

RATING OF RUMP: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♡

RATING OF RUMP
I doubt there's a more stellar posterior than this one for my opening act. Sure, sure, it's not all about fantastic fannies or breathtaking buttocks for this kind of thing, but I think this one deserves the title of "The First Rate". And I do indeed mean that as a double entendre. The derriere that your eyes had the priveledge to gaze upon just now belongs to resident Training Center founder Riku. Seated in heart of Celadon, this rump's owner is just as fine as it is, offering a great public service to all the fine Pokemon Masters out there.

Alright, let's get to the nitty gritty stuff here. Want to know why this butt is so fly? That would be because it's the perfect balance between robust and rotund. It's a pillow posterior, something obviously comfortable enough to sleep on but at the same time you don't wanna. You just wanna enjoy how nice it feels a little while longer. You're going to take a nice big handful and give it a healthy squeeze and that's going to delight you for the next week. And all of this is obvious just by looking at it. Now *that* is a top-notch tooshie.

It's sculpted as if made by the gods themselves. In fact, I wouldn't doubt it if they really did have a hand in it. Upon his birth, they looked at each other, smiled, and spoke, "Riku, thy ass is fine and thou whilst have all the ladies thy heart desires." When the doctor spanked him to wake up his lungs, he weeped, for he knew that was the fairest keister that would ever pass into the world, and it came through his operating room.

Of course, unfortunately, I can't just go take a squeeze for myself, but hey. I've heard this heart-stopping hottie is single. So hey, if any of you girls or boys ever get to do the thing, be sure to give a shout out to me about the experience. I would love to give this rump a follow up report.

Now, as divine as this derriere is, I do have a little advice for you Riku. Casual wise, you should look into some form fitting jeans. Ones that hug your rear with the utmost tenderness and care. And have you ever considered wearing some sleek slacks once in a while, outside of formal events? I'm positive you could rock them like no other.

ADITTIONAL RUMP NOTES:
❥ Would rate again. ❥ Tap that more like tap dance all over that. ❥ Jealous of the hands that lay upon that arse. ❥ Belongs in a museum exhibit to astonishing asses.

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Then that means that guy's getting kids to publicly post other kids' asses. That's worse.

Perhaps. But perhaps it's just kids being kids. After all, asses aren't a new thing. Everyone has them. There's nothing wrong with appreciating them either. And besides, I don't know if I nor Riku would appreciate being called a 'kid'. Pretty sure we're both at least a little older than that stage!

Give us a little credit.

Would you feel more comfortable if I were to go around gazing at the rear ends of adults instead?

There's lots of things people have that you don't write a page about and pass around.

He's young enough to get carded, he's a kid to me. As for you, you could be twelve for all I know.

How about everybody leaves everybody else's ass alone?

Depends on who you talk to honestly! And a kid to you, but that doesn't mean he would appreciate it. But please, be reassured that I am older than twelve. I'm at least fourteen, hehe.

I can try, but I can't make any promises. To have my career die so young...it'd be a tragedy!

Plus, I would really like to avoid being a disappointment.

[Blake groans to himself before typing out a reply.] Fourteen. Christ. There's your problem.

That sicko is getting fourteen-year-old boys to do this too. That's gotta be grounds for arrest.

This is no kind of career, kid. And if you disappoint that lunatic, it's a sign you're doing something right.

How do you know he's getting anyone to do it? Perhaps I decided to do it on my own, seeing as how my love for rumps is so great? You could really call me an ass man, honestly.

I don't think he's a lunatic. He's more like...a visionary!

[[She's so amused by being a fourteen year old boy right now.]]

Then he's a bad influence on a minor. You gotta watch out for creeps like that. Start carrying pepper spray.

Better yet, a bat.

He won't touch me. There's no need for either of those. Besides, if I really do need to worry, I've got my Pokemon. They're all very protective of me. Thank you for your concern though. <3

Don't you <3 at me.

Get a seahorse or something to bite him just in case. He's asking for it.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3!!!!! 〜(^∇^〜）

I don't think the Horsea or any of its evolutions have mouths...I have a Rapidash though!

Quit that. What're the squiggles and triangles even supposed to be?

Huh. Then what do they eat with?

A horse, that's even better. Get it to set him on fire.

It's a face! The squiggly lines are supposed to be playful arms, while the two ^ are eyes. The upside down triangle is a happy mouth. It's supposed to indicate that I'm teasing you playfully! And I mean like...I don't think they have biting mouths. They just kind of have these tubes? I think they eat plankton. Probably! And I don't know if I really want to set him on fire...I have a bad history with fire. Plus burns really hurt.

...

<3!

I don't get a lot of people teasing me playfully.

[Teasing the angry homicide cop is usually seen as a bad idea.]

Well then have one spit water at him.

Hurting's the point. Maybe it'd shut him up for a while. OR you could always get something to kick him in the ass.

Well there is a first time for everything! There you go, you've now been playfully teased. And I will have to get one first. Though I doubt it would shut him up for a while. If he's anything like me, which is likely considering we both made posts like this, pain isn't something that will keep him quiet.

At least you're young enough to have an excuse. An adult should know better.

Hey.

If you ever do find something that shuts him up, let me know, all right? It could come in handy.

A lot.

I make no promises, but if I find something I'll let you know. He seems pretty difficult to shut up though!

[[Poor Blake. If only he know he was talking to someone who could probably get him to shut up if she tried.

Probably.]]

Anything that'd do it would be worth the effort.

[Blake's about to put his phone away when he remembers one more thing he should mention]

By the way, anything he tells you about me is a lie.

Anything? Well rest assured. I'm one of the few people in the world who actually likes to get to know a person before believing anything anyone says about them. The more someone talks about you, the more I'll want to investigate.

You could say I'm like a...social sleuth. ≖◡≖

[That's a genuine relief.] Good to know. Most kids your age just swallow what they get told.

[He squints at the last hieroglyph.]I'm not even going to guess what that thing is supposed to mean.

My parents raised me better than that. I think my dad would be ashamed if I just took whatever I was fed! I was taught to think for myself, and that's what I intend to do.

Also that is supposed to be a sneaky face. ≖◡≖ See, with squinty eyes, and a kind of cheeky smile?

[Blake is 100% pro-thinking for yourself, as long as what you think for yourself agrees with Blake.] Good for you, kid. That kind of attitude'll take you places.

[Blake squints at the screen until he looks pretty ≖_≖ himself.] I guess I can see it. I don't get the point, though. Isn't :) enough?

[This is the first time in Blake's life he has ever typed :).]

You would think! But think of it this way. :) is generally to show happiness. It's a smile! But you can't use it for everything.

I'm happy! :)

Yay! :)

I'm really angry! :)

My mom just died. :)

You're a dick. :)

I love you. :)

See? You can't use that for everything.

I'm really angry! ヽ(#`Д´)ﾉ

My mom just died. ・゜゜・（／。＼）・゜゜・．

You're a dick. ಠ_ಠ

I love you. (´ε｀ )♡

The right expression makes all the difference!

[Blake is getting a hell of an education today.]

If your mom just died, you shouldn't be using any kind of cute little face to begin with.

Most of those things aren't even letters.

I do not judge who does and who does not use them. I'm sure lots of girls might while talking to their friends about the tragedy. And perhaps not, but you can still find them under the special characters menu! （＾ｖ＾）

I'll judge them for the both of us.

[There's a pause for a while.]

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Chapter 58; Anon Text; Rate That Rump Jr.

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