[Unfortunately for Rose, John got exactly zero of those messages. Why? Because he did, in fact, go somewhere. He went into the kitchen to start making lunch, but unfortunately he left his gear behind because will there ever be a day where this boy remembers to keep at LEAST five computers on him like a sensible person?]
[The answer is no.]
[So his gear was left open on the couch, and who should happen across it but Davy Jones, who was sitting in John's lap the entire time and has now been left behind while daddy goes to make lunch. And being the curious little scamp that he is, DJ pulls an Omanyte see, Omanyte do and tries to talk to people on the magic cracker.]
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[The answer is no.]
[So his gear was left open on the couch, and who should happen across it but Davy Jones, who was sitting in John's lap the entire time and has now been left behind while daddy goes to make lunch. And being the curious little scamp that he is, DJ pulls an Omanyte see, Omanyte do and tries to talk to people on the magic cracker.]
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