Rose Lalonde (
tentacletrainer) wrote2010-04-21 12:36 pm
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IC Contact
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PokeGear
::Main Functions
::PokeDex
::Map
::Phone
::PokeGear Connect
::Radio
::Games
::Snake
::Tetris
::Minesweeper
::Solitaire
::Custom
These were created by and given to Rose courtesy of
p2iioniichacker, in which she is very grateful for!
::Text-to-Voice
::Voice-to-Text
::Voice Recorder (with the ability of Playback)
::Memo Program (like Notepad)
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PokeGear
::Main Functions
::PokeDex
::Map
::Phone
::PokeGear Connect
::Radio
::Games
::Snake
::Tetris
::Minesweeper
::Solitaire
::Custom
These were created by and given to Rose courtesy of
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::Text-to-Voice
::Voice-to-Text
::Voice Recorder (with the ability of Playback)
::Memo Program (like Notepad)
Text;
hell yeah i knew i could count on you.
and yeeeah. hes such a prude.
considering how i raised him i just dont get it.
anyways though not much is expected.
this is the post. all youve really gotta do is use that as an example.
im giving you free reign on the underage booty.
review whoever you want. except john.
or dave.
you can use lil cal (the banette not the puppet) to get pictures of people.
hes damn good with a camera.
mostly.
Text;
Two) I can't review Dave's even if it's ironic?
That hardly seems fair.
:(
Three) Should I simply contact you with the booty I'm after for the pictures then?
D) Of course he's a prude. He unfortunately continues falling for sister traps and mom traps.
It's simply a matter of self preservation at this point.
I'm honestly surprised he hasn't taken an oath of celibacy yet.
Text;
daves butt is taboo.
strider butt is taboo.
no strider booty.
and yes thatd be fine.
or you can just send cal off yourself if you want.
it doesnt matter to me.
as long as a butt is acquired it doesnt matter.
if he took an oath of celibacy i would be simultaneously unsurprised and disappointed.
but at least grandkids wouldnt happen.
thats a plus.
Text;
Alright, I will keep that in mind whilst I am scouting the booty.
And sure, from him.
I hope you realize I want to have children one day.
Grandchildren, at this point, are inevitable.
Sorry, dad.
Text;
sorry rosey.
theres like some issue with the screen.
cant see what youre saying?
hello?
rose?
shit man what is going on with this screen.
Text;
But you are going to have to accept that I want to have children one day.
Perhaps not any day soon, maybe not until I'm 25 even, but they will be had.
A little girl. Or maybe a little boy.
Or maybe both!
Of course I can't decide that part really but...
At least two I think.
Text;
i cant see a damn thing youre writing.
its like youre speaking but its just not there.
maybe my batteries are dying.
yeah.
bye rosey have fun with the butts.
and before i go speaking of butts.
anal has no pregnancy risk.
just throwing that out there.
i cant see what you said but i just feel like its something you need to know.
Text;
If you say so.
And really?
I'll be sure to let John know you give us your blessing to start doing anal asap.
Thanks.
;)