I train my Pokémon and shit or bitch at Soul or bitch at them for being so stupid, but it only does so much. Especially when they keep it up like a bunch of retards stuck on some fucked up autopilot for morons.

[Sigh.] It's this green slime that fills recuperacoons, which are these pods we sleep in instead of beds. The sopor slime keeps us from dreaming about death and carnage and shit, and you're not supposed to eat it, but he makes pies with that stuff. He was like, constantly high on the stuff.