--I don't want Nepeta with me. She's got like, a flushcrush or something on me, and now thanks to time shenanigans she doesn't know about me and Dave. So I don't want her fucking hanging off me or trying to convince me to roleplay or shit like that. She and Terezi would probably go well together, but I don't know how that fits with Sollux.

I know I want to go with Dave, and I'd rather not have to deal with Gamzee if I can give that job to someone else. But I doubt you want to steer a druggie juggalo around, so ... I don't know, shove him off on Scratch for all I care. Better those two than Scratch with Kanaya.

Crona and Kid could maybe go together if Crona's not going with Soul and Maka, but I don't know how they get along. Crona could go with me too. Kid could go with Kanaya and Vriska maybe...

[Hrrmmmm.]

Or if Terezi went with Sollux and Aradia, maybe you and Nepeta... Or, unless you and John want to...

[Rubbing a hand through his hair.]

This is fucking confusing. You know what, fine, you be the assistant if you can sort this mess out.