Well, as your moirail I am suppose to help you out, right? Surely that can extend past advice and keeping you in line.

[[Once his head is under the water, she reaches forward and does her best to make sure all of his hair gets wet, scrubbing at the bits where the gel has dried to try and loosen it. Once she was satisfied, he's nudged out of the water so she's able to apply a liberal amount of shampoo.

Scrubbing, scrubbing, scrubbing. Karkat, your hair is going to be the cleanest it has ever been, ever.]]