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[tentacletrainer]

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PokeGear

::Main Functions

::PokeDex
::Map
::Phone
::PokeGear Connect
::Radio

::Games

::Snake
::Tetris
::Minesweeper
::Solitaire

::Custom
These were created by and given to Rose courtesy of p2iioniichacker, in which she is very grateful for!

::Text-to-Voice
::Voice-to-Text
::Voice Recorder (with the ability of Playback)
::Memo Program (like Notepad)

Comments

video; 12/1 around noon

[ghostytrainer]

[John's sitting inside a Pokécenter (just which Pokécenter, it's hard to tell from the view but it's actually Cherrygrove), clearly using one of their video phones to call Rose since...well his 'gear is at the house.]

[With all of his stuff.]

[He looks a little worse for wear, which has the tendency to happen when you spend three and a half days sleeping outside in the cold, living off of mushrooms and Omanyte-water. Speaking of, guess who's with him? That's right! DJ is sitting in John's lap looking perfectly happy because he's an oblivious little fossilmon and doesn't seem to have fully realized just how bad the situation he and papa landed in was. Sassacre is seated as always on John's head, while Casey is standing just behind them. She looks mildly disgruntled and her fur is kind of a mess for much the same reason John looks like poo.]

Hey Rose, it's me. I uh...hope I didn't worry you guys too much but I'm alive.

[Maybe it's just the lighting, but it almost seems like the nigh-invisible peach fuzz John's been sporting on his upper lip since the middle of last month seems to be a bit more...distinctly visible. Holy shit, he might actually have to start shaving it soon.]

Also I need a small favor. I'll hold till you pick up. Because I can't really go anywhere else at the moment.

[tentacletrainer]

[[He won't be waiting long. Sorry, even though you look like shit and like you really don't need any ire from her, she's not too happy when she replies.]]

Where the fuck have you been?! Worried? No we weren't worried! Why would we be worried? After all, you only just disappeared one day! No where to be found with no way to contact you! And in the middle of a tornado for that matter! No John, we haven't been worried, we've been distraught!

[[John, your woman is very, very upset with you.]]

Don't even get me started on how worried I've been about Davy and Casey! Jesus Christ John!

[ghostytrainer]

Yes, because I totally meant to do this Rose! You caught me! I went out of my way to get myself planted in the middle of route 29 with nothing but the clothes on my back and three of my Pokémon in the middle of a fucking tornado because I wanted to laugh at the looks on your faces!

That's it.

You got me. Congrats.

[He's just cranky because he hasn't had much to eat and he's been sleeping on the cold hard ground or in a hole. It's really not you, Rose, promise.]

[tentacletrainer]

[[Same sort of thing here, except she's just been worried sick and that's why she's cranky.

Though boy his attitude isn't helping.]]

Well fuck forgive me if I'm a little offended by your assumption that you wouldn't have "worried us too much"! For the record, John, that was all sarcasm. I'm plenty aware you didn't do this on purpose. For fuck's sake who the hell do you think you're talking to here? Mother and I practically invented sarcasm give me some fucking credit.

[moveslikestrider]

[This possible fight is interrupted as Dave chimes in as he enters the room. He'd heard John and frankly after worrying for a few days he feels he has a right to speak up.] That's legit info. Her and mom turned sarcasm into a sport. Wars are waged with just a few disarming words and the loser has mad sads over in the corner over not being good enough to keep up.

[He crosses the room and settles near by like a bird on a perch.]

So nothing stabbed, burned, shocked, ate you right? You didn't die or get pulverized while you were out on your wilderness adventure. You need anything? Food, water, clothes, pokes?

Or we could come get you. It's no big. [Okay maybe he seems a little like those birds that bounce all around their cage when you pull the cover off in the morning. He's just relieved. Shut your judging mouth.]

[ghostytrainer]

[John opens his mouth to retort back to Rose, only for Dave to show up and make him forget what he was about to say. Which is honestly probably a good thing, because with the way the conversation was going, it was shaping up to be perhaps Rose and John's first real argument.]

[Good Dave, best friend/brother.]

Sorry, Rose. [He sighs, almost looking a little ashamed of himself for flying off the handle.] Yeah, I'm fine. Still in one piece, somehow. But that was the favor I need, actually. See, as far as rideable flyers go, I only have Harley in my box. And he's a badass little dragon, sure But he's not going to be able to make the trip by himself and get me back in time for your birthdays. So...any chance one of you could round up Giant, Cupid, Snapdragon, and Liv and put them in my box for me? Please?

[tentacletrainer]

[[Rose merely looks away, glowering at something off screen. Apparently she's not quite ready to apologize or accept any apologies.]]

We can do that, yeah. Shouldn't be too difficult.

[[After a little pause, she glances back at the gear.]]

Eat something before you leave though, okay? I'm sure you need it.

[moveslikestrider]

Because the only food to be had up here is being made by me and I'm still learning the ropes. I mean I know the basics but yeah anyway, feed yourself before you fly.

The pie came out fine but maybe that's the law of apples, they always survive the hands of the amateurs. Unlike young rappers and their words. That just turns out like they're trying too hard or flexing feeble muscle-

[Right right, stop mumbling to yourself Dave.]

I'm going to include Game Bro with the flyers we send you. If you get that feeling like your skin is freezing, pop him out and get yourself heated up. But not like microwave food you'd be cooking yourself. I can't imagine that being a great way to go. Being a living burrito-

[Stop.]

Right. Yeah. I'm shutting up now.

[ghostytrainer]

[John laughs a little at that.]

Come on, guys, think about who you're talking to here? I fully intend to go eat something once I hang up. Oh but, one other thing. I'll put these three in the box so I can grab the great flying entourage. Rose, would you mind giving Casey a bath for me, please? She could really use one. And...DJ probably doesn't need one but when has that ever stopped him. Just because I can't get home right away doesn't need to mean that these three can't.

Also, dare I ask how Thanksgiving dinner went...

[tentacletrainer]

It went horribly. [[Well okay not horribly, but Rose is very pissy right now apparently.]] I'm glad at least Dave was here. Thanks to him there was some edible food.

And I wouldn't mind at all.

[moveslikestrider]

It didn't go that badly. [Dave is the ray of sunshine twin right now apparently. He pushes away from where he's been leaning to sit down beside his sister. Come on, he's alive. Don't be a putz.]

Since it's actually December again, want us to wait till you're back to decorate or get started on it. I can string up the outside lights right after this call.

[ghostytrainer]

Thanks, Rose. [He can't deal with either of you right now. You and your sibling bonding moments.]

But uh...If you wouldn't mind waiting for me, that would be cool. Though...I guess maybe we should probably take down all the Halloween stuff at this point, shouldn't we? Or what if we just string lights up over the graveyard?

[He, of course, has no way of knowing that the tornado took out most of those. And that's probably for the best, otherwise their yard would be a holiday abomination.]

[tentacletrainer]

...the graveyard only partially exists, John. There was that, y'know, tornado?

[[There is a very quiet huff as Dave joins her and she sort of leans against him, starting to look a little sorry about what she said earlier and her bad attitude.]]

...the pie was really good. So was the turkey, even if it was hacked into pieces first. So. I guess Dave is right.

[moveslikestrider]

[He wraps an arm over Rose's shoulders and gives her a little squeeze as if to say, it's cool.]

Wouldn't it be stupid if that tornado was the product of another stupid legendary. Like oh hey it's nearly december? Let's wreck your shit because we feel like it.

The mighty rock gods are all at a bar checking out hookers, this guy will have to do in a pinch.

I'll take down what's left the halloween shit or we're going to look like those stores that rush to get rid of halloween stuff as they're shoving chris kingle up on the roof.

Reindeer games with a ho shit that's a tombstone. Etc.

[ghostytrainer]

Aw what, really? I was hoping it would withstand it...but yeah, okay, that sounds like a good idea. I'll fly back as fast as I can and then we can all put the decorations up together later this week.