[He wraps an arm over Rose's shoulders and gives her a little squeeze as if to say, it's cool.]

Wouldn't it be stupid if that tornado was the product of another stupid legendary. Like oh hey it's nearly december? Let's wreck your shit because we feel like it.

The mighty rock gods are all at a bar checking out hookers, this guy will have to do in a pinch.

I'll take down what's left the halloween shit or we're going to look like those stores that rush to get rid of halloween stuff as they're shoving chris kingle up on the roof.

Reindeer games with a ho shit that's a tombstone. Etc.