You don't...how can you not see what I mean?! You have blonde hair to your shoulders and a headband! You're wearing a skirt and copious amounts of purple! Not to mention you have other...feminine...assets.

[Wow topic change, let's not talk about boobs.]

Um...anyway, the point is: you're a girl! Your name is Rose Lalonde and you are fourteen years old. You will be fifteen at the start of December and you've been here in Johto for almost two years! If this is supposed to be some kind of prank, it really isn't funny, Rose!