[What. It's trying to what. He's staying still as possible to show it's no threat. But the look on his face right now. It's a mixture of 'what the fuck' and 'I'm being touched in a bad place'. Well, Dave's version of it. But despite that (he will freak out later) he manages not to scream. (but later he will weep)]
[Action]
No clue. I think it likes me??