[[She's laughing. She's sorry, Dave, but you're amusing her so much right now.]]

Perhaps you should ask him for tips on picking up girls? Surely he wouldn't mind sharing his secret.

[[Calming down a little, she offers him a sympathetic smile.]]

Though if it is any consolation, John hasn't exactly seen any 'action' yet himself, either. I'm afraid I'm quite terrible at this whole relationship thing.