[[She eyes his knees a little, considering, but doesn't move this time. Instead, she simply leans in a little.]]

Why, I follow you everywhere, Dave. You know those girls who constantly email you of how positively amazing you and your blogs are? Take that, except replace it with a girl who expresses such adoration through passive aggressive jabs while secretly checking them once a day.

Perhaps who hangs a picture of you over her bed. But that is only a perhaps.

[[Sorry Dave, it's not actually there. Though you already know that, don't you? Too bad she doesn't know you do.]]