[Why do girls always carry so much stuff in their bags? Why? Is it really even necessary? How do you even...though the squiddles are quite adorable, he must admit.]
[And...what is this blue thing? Why is it oh my god it's a sundress. Fffff. He gets to see her in this, right? Please let this be something she bought for herself and not for Jade or something. Please say she plans to wear this at some point. Please say-- wait he was looking for a towel, wasn't he? Okay, that's enough being distracted by thoughts of Rose in adorable poképrint sundresses.]
[...maybe just one more mental image...]
[Okay. Towel. Towel, towel where are you of course you're on the very bottom of the bag, aren't you? Yup. You sure are. Other Eevee print articles at the bottom of the bag? What other articles? John sees only a towel.]
[A towel which he is now going to use to dry his hair! Best place to start right? First his hair and then his...well crap. A towel can't exactly dry a shirt now can it? What in the world was he thinking? Oh, that's right: nothing. John has been thinking exactly nothing for a while now because, haha...girlfriend in a cute bikini. Dammit there goes his mind off on a tangent again. Focus, Egbert, focus. Drying off.]
[As much as he doesn't want to, the shirt's going to have to go. Almost immediately after stripping it off, he drapes the towel over his shoulders. His shirt, meanwhile is laid out on a convenient rock to dry. After a few more moments of drying off his torso, John turns and walks back over towards Rose, the towel still draped around his shoulders and doing an amazing job of covering even more than his shirt did. Arms? John Egbert has no arms now, they are under the towel, holding it closed around him. Once he reaches her, he sits down on her other side, not wanting to sit back on the wet half of the towel. With a whump noise, he flops onto his back once more, still wrapped up.]
Action;
[And...what is this blue thing? Why is it oh my god it's a sundress. Fffff. He gets to see her in this, right? Please let this be something she bought for herself and not for Jade or something. Please say she plans to wear this at some point. Please say-- wait he was looking for a towel, wasn't he? Okay, that's enough being distracted by thoughts of Rose in adorable poképrint sundresses.]
[...maybe just one more mental image...]
[Okay. Towel. Towel, towel where are you of course you're on the very bottom of the bag, aren't you? Yup. You sure are. Other Eevee print articles at the bottom of the bag? What other articles? John sees only a towel.]
[A towel which he is now going to use to dry his hair! Best place to start right? First his hair and then his...well crap. A towel can't exactly dry a shirt now can it? What in the world was he thinking? Oh, that's right: nothing. John has been thinking exactly nothing for a while now because, haha...girlfriend in a cute bikini. Dammit there goes his mind off on a tangent again. Focus, Egbert, focus. Drying off.]
[As much as he doesn't want to, the shirt's going to have to go. Almost immediately after stripping it off, he drapes the towel over his shoulders. His shirt, meanwhile is laid out on a convenient rock to dry. After a few more moments of drying off his torso, John turns and walks back over towards Rose, the towel still draped around his shoulders and doing an amazing job of covering even more than his shirt did. Arms? John Egbert has no arms now, they are under the towel, holding it closed around him. Once he reaches her, he sits down on her other side, not wanting to sit back on the wet half of the towel. With a whump noise, he flops onto his back once more, still wrapped up.]
Much better!