tentacletrainer | Chapter 46; Text; Memo?

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Chapter 46; Text; Memo?

TT AT 20:30 opened memo on board Karkat Said No Pokemon Puns

They should really have an actual memo feature for the gear.
Johto, I believe I am starting to go a bit stir crazy, and as such am looking for a way to avoid it.
(Read as: I'm bored as fucking hell.)
So this is now an open memo. Those are always fun.
Consider it a party game. We'll have a truth hour.
For one hour, you may ask me any question and I will give you a completely honest answer.
However, in order to ask a question, you must be willing to have the same done to you.
You will open yourself up to receiving questions and must answer truthfully as well.
How does that sound?
And if, for some reason, you have a sooper sekret question you want to ask, you are free to filter it to your questionee, but you must post a more ridiculous one later so you are still free for open season.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

why don't you look at me when we make love?

[You read the rules, Dave. You respond, you open yourself to questions. In this case, dumb ones.]

[This is why they're friends. For things like this.]

because im busy doing other things
obv
way to pay attention there john

[Best friends, even.]

i thought we had something special, dave.
instead you're doing "other things" when we're intimate.
you've found someone else haven't you?

[Exactly, man, exactly.]

what i cant give you a hickey now
wow
you just dont understand me i have to mark my stuff
if i dont i slowly do this spiral down into madness and mark everything
do you want to be responsible for that
do you

please don't start peeing on the couches and rugs, dave.
we just had those cleaned.
i would hate to have to break out the squirt bottle or newspaper and use them on you.

then let me do my thing
crisis averted
its all about compromise and that means just let me go
dont bust out the newspaper you know ill make it into a salad

be gentle.
no but yeah ok, i will ready the squirtbottle then.

rude
so whats your favorite thing here

your face is rude.
that's an easy one though.
my favorite thing here is the fact that i get to spend time with you, rose, and jade in person.

what did i tell you about talking to yourself
ok i can accept that
since thats the best part so far

it pretty much stays the best part.
except when you leave, that kind of kills the moment for a while.
but it's all good.
how are you liking johto so far?

its not too bad
i mean its land under my feet instead of cold floor and darkness all around
im not complaining

that's good.
just wait till winter hits though.
all the cold you could ever not want and then some.
the floors, the air, the walls, the everything.
but maybe if you ask nicely, rose and i will let you join us in the ninetales pile.

you havent been to jades land in the game
frosted over everywhere well for a while
snow drifts everywhere and even the frogs were frozen
i can handle a bit of cold

haha, really?
yeah that's one thing that nobody has ever told me about.
i don't think rose ever made it there and you have never mentioned it any of the past times you've been here.
what were you doing in jade's land?
just...

chilling? B)

oh you know
backing her up
and that pun was terrible
holy shit
but yeah i was

being cool

it was a great pun and you know it.
you just wish you had come up with it.

yeah i did
nope im just fucking with you
so ask a question

lies and slander.
favorite pokemon?

truths
not really but i like lady b so far

that's good.
it's important to have a good bond with your starter.
i think so, anyway.
call me cheesy, but there's something special about them that you can never really replicate with another pokemon.
what's the b stand for, btw?

well they are your first
its just a b dude
what was your starter

really? just a b?
has a nice ring to it though so i guess that's ok.
my starter was a dunsparce.
you've probably seen him around but...this guy.

[John flips on the video for a second, tilting it up so that Dave can see the yellow snake sitting on his head between his significantly-smaller horns. The Dunsparce in question doesn't react much...no wait was that a smile? Maybe? Colonel Sassacre is an enigma among enigmas, we just may never know.]

[Aaaand back to text.]

his name is colonel sassacre.

yeah just b
exactly why does it need another meaning
huh
and whats your favorite type of pokemon
not that i really have to ask

well it doesn't need one, it just kind of sounds like it has one.
believe it or not, it is actually................ghost.

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